CAT PHRASE - MEANING

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Miaow - Feed me.

meeow - Pet me.

mrooww - I love you.

miioo-oo-oo - I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside

beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

mrow - I feel like making noise.

rrrow-mawww - Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.

rrrow-miawww - I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling

the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

miaowmiaow - Play with me.

miaowmioaw - Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys

in this room?

mioawmioaw - Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall

see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of

furniture.

raowwwww - I think I shall now spend time licking the most private

parts of my anatomy.

mrowwwww - (only heard in males) I am now recalling, with sorrow,

that some of my private parts did not return with me from that

visit to the vet.

roww-maww-roww - I am so glad to see that you have returned home

with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against

your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the

kitchen.

mmeww - I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go

and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in

the bed warm.

gakk-ak-ak - My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball.

Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon

the carpeting.

mow - Snuggling is a good idea.

moww - Shedding is pretty good, too.

mowww! - I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean

laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

miaow! miaow! - I have discovered that, although one may be able to

wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that

little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is

slightly more difficult to navigate.

mraakk! - Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

ssssroww! - I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I shall now

act terribly brave.

mmmmmmm - If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I think

I shall be satisfied.

Thank you!:D

Yes thank you, I have herd and understand all of them, I have the scars to prove it.

May I assume that a woodchuck is rather larger than the average cat can deal with? (We don't have woodchucks in the UK.)

Yes Harry, a woodchuck (groundhog) can be considerably larger than a cat (house cat). --FLO--

Thanks, Uncle Flo, I looked it up on Google. I had assumed that a woodchuck was a bird! (Harry, you stupid boy)

There are a few you left out:

Purr - I am trying to hypnotise you so that you will do what I want you to.

_________ - I am going to help you use your computer by walking across the keyboard, lying on your arms while you type and standing in front of the monitor while you are looking at it.

_________ - I am going to help you look in this box by jumping in it and playing.