The Penis Study

In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head of the penis was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the U.S. published the study, Sweden decided to do their own research. 3 years and $250,000.00 later they concluded that the reason the head of the penis was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. after 2 weeks at a cost of around $74.46, they concluded that the reason the head of a penis was larger than the shaft was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

really?

The real reason is that the larger the flange or head on a penis the more of the other guys semen it drags out of the vagina. Thus the man with the biggest head wins the semen deposition contest during multi-partner orgies.