I don't know wheter to laugh my ass off or shake my head at a new benchmark in Redneck Nation. I just found out there is a product called "Truck Nuts". It is a large plastic or rubber scrotum that is made to be hung from the bumper of trucks and other FWD vehicles.

Hmmmm.....since I don't have anything hanging from my truck I wonder what that is a subconscious statement on my part.

I went to Google to look for the item that inspired Taylor's post. Requesting “Truck Nuts” brought back 27,500 sites!!! The first listed site (a paid location) was for BullsBalls.com (http://www.bullsballs.com/real/big/truck/balls3.html), which has a page of “Testes-Monials”, among other links. They come in a variety of colors: red, blue, pink, flesh, crome and brass.

The company also sells key rings and other strange items. I’m sure everyone here needs a set….

You are always good for priceless comments.

I Do Not Like Thoes Things ...........wait A Min I Hate Thoes Things

There's an idea for people undergoing castration: Instead of keeping your balls in a jar, have them plastinated and hang them from your truck!

Reminds me of the practice which some sculptors followed in ancient times, of sculpting a head or bust of someone, then sculpting a set of sex organs (presumably those of the subject) at the bottom of the block--of course, without the body in between. Offhand, I think that type of sculpture might have been called a herm.

Decided to see if I could find an example of the sculpture type described above. This one isn't particularly good, but you can get the idea. Click on "herms," and you get a little background info.

http://www.getty.edu/art/collections/objects/o9917.html

Have 'em BRONZED and then hang them from the rear-view mirror...

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