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For Studlover
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:32 am
by Andrew (imported)
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge
said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said,
"I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced
and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
Re: For Studlover
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:19 am
by Studlover (imported)
Andrew (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:32 am
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge
said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said,
"I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced
and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
Andrew, I love it! That one was clever!
Studlover
Re: For Studlover
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:11 pm
by Andrew (imported)
Two guys were chatting at a party. "Your wife certainly brightens the
room," one said to the other. "Her mere presence is electrifying." "It
ought to be," the other man replied. "Everything she's wearing is
charged."
Re: For Studlover
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:59 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
I see that 'electric' humor is making the circuit again! --FLO--
