THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip

around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door

you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;. the more you have, the longer you

live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier

than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free

yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the

world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are

pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different

colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.