Company Motivational Posters You Will Never See
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:54 pm
Company Motivational Posters You Will Never See
(1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
(2) It's only unethical if you get caught.
(3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
(4) We put the "k" in "kwality."
(5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
(6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
(7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
(8) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
(9) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
(10) If at first you don't succeed, try management.
(11) Never quit until you have another job.
(12) The floggings will continue until morale improves.
(but don't bet on it...)
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(1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
(2) It's only unethical if you get caught.
(3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
(4) We put the "k" in "kwality."
(5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
(6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
(7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
(8) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
(9) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
(10) If at first you don't succeed, try management.
(11) Never quit until you have another job.
(12) The floggings will continue until morale improves.
(but don't bet on it...)
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