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The Wedding

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:04 pm
by Studlover (imported)
During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England met and

fell in love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS.

After a whirlwind courtship, they became engaged and his fiancée

wanted him to spend the weekend at her parents' home in the country so

they could meet him. When they arrived at a huge estate, a Rolls Royce

was parked in front of a circular driveway with a staff of a dozen

maids, butlers, gardeners, etc., standing at attention awaiting their

arrival. It was obvious to the Yank that his fiancée was no ordinary

Brit, but of the nobility. Her parents were absolutely taken by her

choice of a husband and a delightful weekend was enjoyed by all.

When the Yank returned to his headquarters outside London, he went to

the British liaison officer's office, explained what had happened, and

asked what the proper protocol would be for him at the wedding.

"At the wedding, pretty much the same as your American weddings, I

would say, but a bit more elaborate. The big difference would be after

the wedding. You will both have connecting rooms in the Claridge. You

will both go to your separate rooms, where you will bathe, apply

cologne, put on your pajamas and robe, and go to the door connecting

your two rooms. You will rap on the door."

"She will answer, 'yes,' and you will say, 'I offer you my honor.' She

will respond, 'I honor your offer.' That is your permission to enter

her room."

"After that, it's honor and offer All night."

Re: The Wedding

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:10 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
🔨 🔨 🔨 another Andrew joke.

Re: The Wedding

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:15 am
by Studlover (imported)
🔨 🔨 🔨 another Andrew joke.

It's infectious!

Studlover