Foul Feast

[Studlover (imported)]

I was working in the yard one day when my dog ran up. In his mouth

was the carcass of some creature, I couldn't tell what. Whatever

it was, it stunk to high heaven!

Apparently this did not phase the dog, he commenced to "dig in"

and enjoy this foul feast. Just about then, my neighbor dropped

by and saw what the dog was doing.

"You better stop him!" he said.

"Why?" I asked.

"You don't know what that is, it might kill him!" he exclaimed.

I considered this for a moment, and decided he might be right. So

I went over to take "it" away from the dog.

The dog was having none of this. First he growled to keep me away

then he simply grabbed the mess and ran, just far enough, and

started "dining" again.

After a few attempts like this, I gave up. So anyway, after a

bit, he had eaten the entire thing and lay down to rest. My

neighbor and I, not knowing what else to do, just watched him.

All was well for about 10 minutes, when suddenly he started letting

out the rankest farts I've ever smelled! Both my neighbor and I

had to go to the other side of the yard to escape!

Anyway, after a few minutes, the dog, farting almost continuously

now, began running around in circles!

We didn't know quite what to make of this, and so just kept

watching. About ten to fifteen minutes later, the dog stopped

and simply fell over on the ground!

"Is he dead?" asked my neighbor.

I went over to him, and seeing he was still breathing and did not

seem to be in any distress, turned to my neighbor and said, "No, I

think he just ran out of gas."

[Dave (imported)]

a real stinker of a joke

[Andrew (imported)]

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street. The other dog says, "What was that about?" The dog first dog says, "Oh, I was just checking my pee-mail messages."