There's a scuba diving geologist who has made it his business to measure the relative sizes of the rises, drops, cavities and undulations of coral formations. Of course this can only be done in the summer months; so he takes the winters off to avoid the frigid air. You may know him as the frost-free reef ridge rater.

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that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,

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just awful

so awful, I'm speechless and stuttering

me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, too

There are reports of a new problem in Australia. Some of the Kangaroos have developed a thirst for revenge against the traffic that keeps knocking them down. Drivers have reported that they'll pass a herd of roos that are hopping along peacefully, but as soon as they've passed them, the roos suddenly change direction and veer towards the vehicle. The driver then has to drive as quickly as possible to escape the rampaging marsupials. Drivers are being urged to keep an eye on their veer-roo mirror at all times.

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