A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender says, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink invented by a Gynecologist patron of ours. It is a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Geez, what the heck is that?"

"We call it a Pabst Smir."



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A-1

Loved it! But then, I just love puns.

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A dreary dreamy young poet

Sailed off to a south sea isle.

He met a girl named Laurie

Who bewitched him with her smile

Often she would dance for him.

He and she were pals.

But no one ever told him

That she was a cannibal gal.

One fine day she ate him -

'Tis sad to tell of his fate.

How hard to be remembered

As the poet Laurie ate.