One of our local rednecks, Billy Joe Bob, while not very bright, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob if he could paint her in the nude.

This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not willing to get into trouble with his wife, Billy Joe Bob asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his wife.

In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was willing to paint her in the nude. However, he would have to leave his socks on so he would have some place to wipe his brushes...

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