Microsoft Tv Dinner 98
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:59 am
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to
accept
and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone
else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of
Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at
your
dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.
If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set
the oven using these keystrokes:
<\mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat//>.
Then enter:
.
If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven
will
set itself and cook the dinner.
Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your
oven
must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from
the oven and enter:
.
This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and
then doing a reset. If this doesn't work, contact your oven vendor.
Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger
than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of
which
are empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large
to
fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment.
Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the
chicken
variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call
Microsoft Help and they will explain that you really don't want
another
variety.
Microsoft Chicken is all you really need.
Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of
their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger
family
size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved
only in
Microsoft approved packaging.
Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However,
that
version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled
in
advance.
Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the
freezer,
causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug.
Your
freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway.
accept
and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone
else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of
Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at
your
dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.
If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set
the oven using these keystrokes:
<\mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat//>.
Then enter:
.
If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven
will
set itself and cook the dinner.
Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your
oven
must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from
the oven and enter:
.
This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and
then doing a reset. If this doesn't work, contact your oven vendor.
Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger
than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of
which
are empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large
to
fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment.
Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the
chicken
variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call
Microsoft Help and they will explain that you really don't want
another
variety.
Microsoft Chicken is all you really need.
Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of
their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger
family
size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved
only in
Microsoft approved packaging.
Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However,
that
version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled
in
advance.
Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the
freezer,
causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug.
Your
freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway.