Eunuch Archive Staff Meeting...
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:45 pm
E.A. STAFF MEETING
The boss, Talulu, of the Eunuch Archive called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone, (Krister, Paolo, Gemm, Uncle Flo, Riverwind, and Robby) gathered, Tal, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie of Eunuchs like they are, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
The boss, Talulu, of the Eunuch Archive called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone, (Krister, Paolo, Gemm, Uncle Flo, Riverwind, and Robby) gathered, Tal, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie of Eunuchs like they are, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
for apparently making company business my business and told that it is none of my business, the next time I see 
building code violations I'm not bringing them up 
for it and threatened with fines and/or closure previously) and the place goes up in flames I'll be out in the parking lot standing next to the 
...............................idiots