A Texan is:

A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma

Slammr (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:43 pm A Texan is:

A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma

ROFL..I've never heard that one! And ya, you gotta live in Texas to appreciate the subtle humor that one!

Thanks, Slammr. I will remember that one and be careful when to use it.

Studlover

Studlover (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:42 am ROFL..I've never heard that one! And ya, you gotta live in Texas to appreciate the subtle humor that one!

Thanks, Slammr. I will remember that one and be careful when to use it.

Studlover

I can't remember where I heard it, but it was probably 40 years ago or more. Being from Texas, I would, of course, remember the Texas jokes I've heard.

Slammr (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:43 pm A Texan is:

A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma

How dare you demean Mexicans by calling them Texans...

Texans are nothing but "want-to-be's", Mexicans are the real thing!

Robby (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:55 am How dare you demean Mexicans by calling them Texans...

Texans are nothing but "want-to-be's", Mexicans are the real thing!

HAHAHAHA!!! I love it! Great comeback Robby.

Studlover

I'm confused about geographic names that I don't use. Are we all talking about Baja Oklahoma?

Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:45 am I'm confused about geographic names that I don't use. Are we all talking about Baja Oklahoma?

LOL

Great one! I love it, even though I'm from Baja Oklahoma.

LOL

Slammr (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:36 pm Great one! I love it, even though I'm from Baja Oklahoma.

Are they going to remake the film with the 'Hat Dance' number that Rodgers and Hammerstein decided didn't quite fit? Or how about 'Chi-i-i-ihuahua! where the wind goes rushing down the plain'.?