Some elementary school teachers must agree with that, because they keep

journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here

are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take." - The

parts of speech are lungs and air. - The inhabitants of Moscow are

called Mosquitoes. - A census taker is man who goes from house to

house increasing the

population. - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin.

Oxygin is pure gin.

Hydrogin is gin and water. - (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water

and CO2 is cold water. - A virgin forest is a forest where the hand

of man has never set foot. - The general direction of the Alps is

straight up. - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the

water then forcing it

through an aviator. - Most of the houses in France are made of

plaster of Paris. - The people who followed the Lord were called the

12 opossums. - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head

sits on the top

and you sit on the bottom. - We do not raise silk worms in the

United States, because we get our

silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk. - One of

the main causes of dust is janitors. - A scout obeys all to whom

obedience is due and respects all duly

constipated authorities. - One by-product of raising cattle is

calves. - To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the

nose until it

drips into the throat. - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard,

and vinegar. - The climate is hottest next to the Creator. - Oliver

Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply

religious feelings. - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because

it is singular at the top

and plural at the bottom. - Syntax is all the money collected at the

church from sinners. - The blood circulates through the body by

flowing down one leg and up

the other. - In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. - Iron

was discovered because someone smelt it. - In the middle of the 18th

Century, all the morons moved to Utah. - A person should take a bath

once in the summer, not so often in the

winter. - The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming

back down. - A vibration is a motion that can't make up it's mind

which way it wants

to go. - There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are

yet to be

discovered. - Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them

know we know

they re there. - I'm not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know

how to do it, and

that's the important part. - Water vapor gets together in a cloud.

When it gets big enough to drop,

it does. - Rain is saved up in cloud banks. - It is so hot in some

places that people have to live in other places. [ As Read on Car

Talk ]