Bible belt.

What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?

That darn cat.

Who ruined that darn rug?

"Follow the yellow brick road."

How can you get to a urologist's office?

Shake-N-Bake.

Describe a double feature with "Earthquake" and "The Towering Inferno."

Grape Nuts.

What are Ernest and Julio Gallo?

Supervisor.

What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?

OPEC.

What does an Irish chicken do?

I hold in my hand... the last envelope:

A '73 Dodge, day old pastry, and you.

Name an old Dart, an old tart, and an old fart.

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