KING OF THE JUNGLE

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of

all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the

mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the

mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the

mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams

him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feeling like it'd

been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla

and then ambled away.

The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after

the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have

to get so pissed off!"