Beer Warning To All Men

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a

look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively

without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to

think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.