Studlover (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:29 pm 12. Every time you hit the space bar, hundreds of Ritz crackers fly out

of the CD-ROM drive.

11. The so-called "help" file is really just a collection of lame

"Chicken Soup for the Soul" anecdotes.

10. Refuses to install new programs until you've achieved "clear"

status.

9. You hit "delete" and the guy in the next cubicle is instantly

transported to Albuquerque.

8. In the middle of your fastest game of Minefield yet, the Stephen

Hawking office assistant pops up and says, "It looks like you're trying

to arrive at a Unified Field Theory. Can I help you?"

7. Incorrect installation of printer drivers launches a nuclear strike

against France.

6. Dreaded "Blue Screen of Death" replaced by less fearsome "Hamster

Dance Screen of Death."

5. Too easy to win new "Whack-a-Reno" game.

4. Default search options include "Body Cavity Search."

3. Replaces hilarious, intellectual, pithy Top5 list items with crude

junior high school humor.

2. Any time you empty the Recycle Bin, NASA loses another Mars Lander.

1. Changes ".gov" domain to ".bite-me" domain every time.