A man attempted to HOODwink a county clerk by filling out a marriage

application to marry his car. He listed Detroit as her birthplace, Henry

Ford as her father, and her bloodtype as 10W40.

Alas the county clerk was the SPOILER of his plans and denied his

application. He was probably TRUNK at the time because it was reported

that his GRILLfriend jilted him so in SHOCK he tried to pull off this

scheme before he reached his BRAKING point. Maybe he thought, "DIESEL

get my GRILLfriend's attention!" I'm sure once the word got out he had

to DODGE inquiries from reporters. He might even attempt to aPEEL OUT to

a judge and would have to hire a lawyer to be the deFENDER of his plan.

Which leaves me thinking, if they were allowed to get HITCHed, how

would they consummate their marriage? I would imagine he would be

EXHAUSTED after a night of sex with his car. And after that if he was

ever HORNy, she would always have the excuse that she was TIRED.