Red Hats
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:12 am
Little Tommy's father had just returned home from a business trip, and he
had a romantic evening planned with his wife. So, he sent his two older
kids to the movies, but he couldn't persuade Little Tommy to go along.
Finally, he made a deal with Little Tommy, "If you go sit outside of the
house, I'll give you five dollars for every man you see go by in a red
hat."
An excited Little Tommy agreed.
Some time later, Little Tommy ran into the house and up to his parents
bedroom. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your
getting screwed in THERE, just wait until you come outside 'cause there's a
Shriner convention going past our house."
had a romantic evening planned with his wife. So, he sent his two older
kids to the movies, but he couldn't persuade Little Tommy to go along.
Finally, he made a deal with Little Tommy, "If you go sit outside of the
house, I'll give you five dollars for every man you see go by in a red
hat."
An excited Little Tommy agreed.
Some time later, Little Tommy ran into the house and up to his parents
bedroom. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your
getting screwed in THERE, just wait until you come outside 'cause there's a
Shriner convention going past our house."