A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he

is

having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than

one

complaint.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do

for me?".

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I

do

know this witch who may be able to help you." So,the doctor gives him

directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is

25

inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are

my

only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I

think I may be able to help you with your problem.

Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond

you

will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You must say to

the frog, "will you marry me?" When the frog says "no", you will find

five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.

He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.

"WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!"

But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to

marry him again.

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was

another

5 inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic."

He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a

moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be

ideal.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry

me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times

do

I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"

This joke is

redickless...

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