A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in

the middle of a huge field of grass.

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer

is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks

him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out

standing in their field."

Studlover (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:29 pm "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out

standing in their field."

Quite true, although you are expected to have a degree, starting with a B.S. Now since the guy is in a field, we know what that B.S. really stands for. M.S. means "more of the same", and Ph.D. means "piled higher and deeper."

Harrummph....

I have enough degrees to supply a FAHRENHEIT thermometer and Vi's family STILL considers me an ABSOULTE ZERO!

A-1

A-1 (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:02 pm Harrummph....

I have enough degrees to supply a FAHRENHEIT thermometer and Vi's family STILL considers me an ABSOULTE ZERO!

A-1

I know what you mean. With the degrees I have I still waited tables for a goodly number of years.

It's all worth the paper it's written own!

SL