Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Neither could barely

see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The top light

was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it,

I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light

was red again and again they went right through.

This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light

had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the

road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and

they went right through.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know we just ran

through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us."

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shit, am I driving?

I feel just like that this morning --FLO--