A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg, was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews.

The desk clerk looked down at his book and said,

"Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."

The Jewish lady said, "But your sign outside says that you do have vacancies."

The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly,

"You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town....."

Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said,

"I'll have you know I converted to your religion."

The desk clerk said,

"Oh, yeah? Howsa 'bout me giving you a little test then. How was Jesus born?"

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "

He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."

"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."

"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"

Beginning to lose her patience with the clerk now, Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly,

"Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"

A-1

wonder if the virgin marys second name was rosenburg and thats why he was born in a stable lol

Well,

I am not sure about her name, but it a well-documented fact that she was Jewish.

A-1

That is funny, thank you, thank you,

River