A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her

fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for

sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire

lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for

examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand,

"I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," cooed the

teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice,"

replied the teacher. Little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and

trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I

saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians.

And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his

two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have

to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to fuck

with the Lone Ranger."