Dear management,

My coworker, Sam Adams, is sloppy anddirty. Hiw breath smells, his clothes smell, and I he has BO so bad that I can smell it two cublcles away. WOuld you tell him to clean up his act.

Dear management,

Last evening I went to the men's room and in the stall next to me, George and Eric were fucking each other's brains out. Is sex permitted on the premises?

Dear management,

Fat Sally insists on wearing tight Toreador pants to work. I can see she wears things under them. Would you please tell her that she looks like shit.

Dear management,

Can I put a door on my cubicle?

Dear management,

The man in the cubicle next to me is snoring. We can hear him halfway across the floor. What should we do?

Dear management,

The Denver office had four potted plants that the company bought. My office in Phoenix has three - isn't that unfair?