Subject: regional humor
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:28 pm
This one was sent to me by a sounthern friend, so please don't shoot the messenger... 
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Subject: regional humor
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.
Q: Where was the toothbrush invented?
A: Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Florida State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
A new law recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
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Subject: regional humor
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.
Q: Where was the toothbrush invented?
A: Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Florida State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
A new law recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
