A Rabbi and a Priest

A Rabbi and and a Catholic priest are sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about 5 minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street

from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in

together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it

on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and

saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so

he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it,"

the priest replied. The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back

inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked

over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.

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