So the son asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The dad replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out

anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We

sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard

drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us

had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine

months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male!'"