Andrew (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:38 am A guy and his girlfriend were making sweet sweet love in the back of his

van, when without warning she shouted at him to lash her.

"Find something to whip me with, now! If you do, it will be the best sex

you have ever had," she screamed.

So he opened the window, snapped off the radio antenna and honored her

request.

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Three weeks later, she went to the doctor and asked him to take a look

at some infected bruises that she had on her back.

The doctor said, "These are very infected. I'm willing to bet that you

got them making wild passionate love, didn't you?"

"Yes," she replied, "but how did you know?"

"Well, this is the worst case of van aerial disease I have ever seen."

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