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Rednecks. Are they really stupid?????
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:07 pm
by Studlover (imported)
I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil!
This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy
Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?
Re: Rednecks. Are they really stupid?????
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:15 pm
by A-1 (imported)
...But did they have a search warrant? :shakemitk
...was the judge who issued it retarded, too?
...well, maybe they didn't need one, what with the Patriot Act and all...
Well, there you have it...the whole country is going down the
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Re: Rednecks. Are they really stupid?????
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:36 am
by Leona Lee (imported)
Studlover (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:07 pm
I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil!
This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy
Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?
Hey Stud! Excellent, right on.Hugs,Leona
Re: Rednecks. Are they really stupid?????
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:13 am
by colin (imported)
This is rather reminiscent of an episode of an old British television comedy series called 'Porridge' in which Ronnie Barker plays a convict.
In the episode, he and his cellmate are talking about good hiding places and he gives the opinion that a really good place is in the vegetable patch because the earth is regularly disturbed, so it is not obvious where something is buried. - You guessed it, later on his wife visits with the news that the Police came and made an excellent job of the winter digging.
LOL
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