When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a

new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to

scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash

moves.

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons

decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and

the Radiologists could see right through it!

The Gastroenterologists had a Gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the administration had a

lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were

laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea

short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead

body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new

face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a

Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to

say no.

And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up

to some [ah em!] who didn't give a sh't.

:shakemitk

Andrew,

The Orthopedists made no BONES about it and said,

"Andrew, just SCREW IT!"





A-1

We have hit new levels. I do not know if they are lows or highs.

Dear awen,

You see, it is like a sine wave, no highs or lows, just a LARGE displacement from the rest position.

ZAP!

A-1

Barf, gag, - That was terrible. I prefer Robby's.

However, Andrew, it was so bad that you deserve a reputation point