Talula, Robby, and A-1 were set to face a firing Squad in a small Central American country for their behavior at Eunuch Central.

Talula was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Tal jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Robby was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Rob pondered what his old friend had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Rob yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Rob slipped over the wall.

The last person, A-1, was placed against the wall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"

HE HE HE HE The quality of humor is back to our usual "high standard", I see. FLO

I've seen this joke more often with a Brit, Scotsman and Irishman...

No stench is too high for us.

HA!

With your luck Robbie they will be like the rest of us and only shooting blanks.

Isn't this your LUCKY day, old A-1 is here to STAY...

A-1

one example of the source of this joke:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were about to be shot by a firing squad. When it was the Englishman's turn, he had a plan. As the sergeant in charge of the squad said "Ready, aim...", the Englishman shouted "TORNADO!", and as the firing squad looked round, he leapt over the wall and escaped.

The Scotsman was next. He'd seen what the Englishman had done, but he decided to choose a different natural disaster in case the squad wouldn't fall for it again. As the sergeant said "Ready, aim...", the Scotsman shouted "FLOOD!", and as the firing squad looked round, he leapt over the wall and escaped.

Now the Irishman was confident in following in his friend's footsteps. So, as the sergeant said "Ready, aim...", he shouted the first natural disater that came into his head; "FIRE!" also from the same source:

Two more from Mr. Heal, one man joke machine. Here's the first:- Murphy and his wife have ten kids and don't want any more, so they agree for him to get a vasectomy. Read on...

So, Murphy goes to the local doctors. He says, "Doc, we've got 10 kids, we don't want any more, can I have a vasectomy?"

The doctor says, "Yeah, that's easy. All you do is get your hanky, fill it with gunpowder, light it and count to ten."

Now, despite being Irish, Murphy thinks this is slightly odd, so he gets a second opinion. But the second doctor tells him the same thing.

Next, he goes to a Harley Street Specialist, and he says , "A vasectomy? Yeah, we'll get the whole thing... x-rays, screens, surgeons, hospitals - oh hang on, you're Irish, aren't you?"

"Yeah, Doc."

"Ah, well that's different. All you do is, take you hanky, fill it with gunpowder, light it and count to ten."

So Murphy goes home and says to his wife, "Well, I'd better do it - the Harley Street Specialist said so". So, he's holding the lit hanky full of gunpowder in one hand, and begins to count on his fingers on the other. When he reaches five, he has a problem, however - he needs his other hand to count to ten. So he sticks the hanky between his legs, counts, "Six, seven, eight, nine..."; well, I think you can guess the punchline Which reminds me of the Beaver Cleaver Vasectomy pages:

After having their 10th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The man said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a lighted cherry bomb in a can and holding it next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Alabama. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it and place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. Now, do I research too much?

HA!

A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:20 pm With your luck Robbie they will be like the rest of us and only shooting blanks.

Isn't this your LUCKY day, old A-1 is here to STAY...

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http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E8.gif A-1 http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E8.gif

;)A-1,

A sense of humor is most important and exhibits potency... hang in there, we enjoy your company.