Three women escaped from a prison. They were a Redhead, a Brunette and a Blonde. Walking cross-country, they knew they needed a place to hide out in th daytime so they could resume walking at night.

They came upon a old barn. They went inside, crawled up to the hayloft and rested on the soft hay. Soon, they heard a car drive up. The Redheat peeked out a hole in the barn wall and saw that it was a policecar.

She told the other two escapees, "let's get into those gunny sacks as a disguise and we won't be noticed." So all three climbed into different sacks.

The Sheriff searched the first floor of the barn and told his deputy to search the hayloft. After climbing up to the loft, the deputy yelled down, "Sheriff, nothing up here by hay and three full sacks."

The Sheriff told the deputy to see what the sacks contained. The deputy kicked the first sack and the Redhead responded by saying "bow-wow." The deputy told the Sheriff the first sack just had a dog in it.

The deputy kicked the second sack and the Brunette responded by saying "meow." "Just a cat in the second one" said the deputy.

Then the deputy kicked the third sack, but no sound came out The deputy kicked the sack again and this time a Blonde voice said "potatoes."

A musician's joke:

Question: If you threw a Viola and a Blonde off a cliff at the same time, which would hit the ground first?

Answer: The Viola - blondes always have to ask directions to get anywhere.