Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing

stories on

how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad...after I quit shaking from the cold, I

began

to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about

you?

2nd. woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband

was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But

instead, I

found him all by himself watching TV in the den.

1st woman: so what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere

that I

started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic

and then

down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked

under

all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and

finally exhausted and

stressed, I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be

alive