How to choose insurance companies

1. If you sleep with your wife/husband, that is Legal and General.

2. If you sleep with someone else's wife/husband, that is Mutual and Federal.

3. If you sleep with your mother-in-law/father-in-law, that is Old Mutual.

4. If you sleep with your girlfriend/boyfriend, that is Mutual Trust.

5. If you sleep with a prostitute, that is Commercial Union.

6. If you sleep with a black man/woman, that is African Life.

7. If you sleep with all types, that is Group Life.

8. If you sleep with a vibrator, that is Auto and General.

9. If you sleep with someone in a public place, that is Liberty Life.

10. If you sleep with more than one partner at the same time, that is Prestasie.

11. If a white person sleeps with a black person & vice versa, that is Saambou.

12. If a man sleeps with another man (same for women with women), it is called Discovery.

13. If you sleep with a white, black & colored person, it is called Metropolitan Life.

Now, who are you insured with?

LET'S SEE - - I'm:

Mutual Trust, Commercial Union, African Life, Auto, General, Prestasie,

Saambou, Discovery, Metropolitan Life

insurance company -

- I wonder if it's a mutual?

Dave (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:58 am LET'S SEE - - I'm:

Mutual Trust, Commercial Union, African Life, Auto, General, Prestasie,

Saambou, Discovery, Metropolitan Life

insurance company -

- I wonder if it's a mutual?

Metropolitan Life Insurance Company NY, NY, is a real and reputable company in the United States of America. For you to include them in your post(s) is clear slander of their good name.

Please discontinue slander of good companies on this website.

Here is a link to this good company: MetLife (http://www.metlife.com/)

Uhhhh, State Farm?

Robby (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:16 pm Metropolitan Life Insurance Company NY, NY, is a real and reputable company in the United States of America. For you to include them in your post(s) is clear slander of their good name.

Please discontinue slander of good companies on this website.

Here is a link to this good company: MetLife (http://www.metlife.com/)

Sorry about that - no real companies were contemplated in the post.

Robby (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:16 pm Please discontinue slander of good companies on this website.

Well, John Gotti had a good thing going too. It was called extortion.

He just didn't have a license to sell insurance, and what he insured against were not accidents or acts of nature.

Of course, things DO happen, don't they?

A-1

Robby (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:16 pm Metropolitan Life Insurance Company NY, NY, is a real and reputable company in the United States of America. For you to include them in your post(s) is clear slander of their good name.

Please discontinue slander of good companies on this website.

Here is a link to this good company: MetLife (http://www.metlife.com/)

Actually, he is not slandering because he is not speaking out against said company.

A straight guy accidentally walks into a gay bar.

"I'd like a..."

The bartender says, "Before I can serve you, I need to know the name of your penis. Mine is 'Ford' because it's built 'Ford tough'."

The straight guy, too tired to bother walking elsewhere for a Bud, replies, "I call mine 'Secret' because 'It's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'."

meep,

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