An old farmer had owned a large farm for several

years. He had a large

pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,

horseshoe courts, and

some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly

shaped and fixed up

for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the

pond, as he hadn't

been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a

five gallon

bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the

pond, he heard voices

shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he

saw it was a

bunch

of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the

women aware of

his presence, and they all went to the deep end of the

pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out

until you

leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch

you ladies swim

naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the

bucket up he said,

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

very good, LOL http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1 ... ea1/E9.gif

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