A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:39 pm George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to

the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but

Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly

after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just

a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes

it and moves on.

The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after

the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip. When they get

to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket

for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the

Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says

Hillary.

"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bush’s cram themselves into a toilet and the

Clinton's cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the

train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the

toilet in which the Clinton's are hiding. George W. knocks on their door and

says, "Ticket, please."