Optimistic Irish???

"Personal ads" in the Dublin News

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested

in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football

Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the

morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time

fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still

exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and

shity after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail

purposes, maybe more.

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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage

in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,

with a lovely chest.

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Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining

and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and

slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light

of a pale moon.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi

for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed

supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin

sister.