A man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.

He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'NIL'.

White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness.

The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"

I believe the Indians of India invented the zero.

There is an old joke:

What did India contribute to mathematics?

Nothing!

By the way, they also contributed:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

These so called "Arabic Numbers" are infact

Sanskrit, not Arabic. The history conscious

Christo-Judeo-Islamic Arabs, who would have

all believe the perverse dilution that they have

created the world, liked to destroy the sources

of their scholarship, which were in many cases

just rote copies.

Now I will duck under the nearest big rock.

All Praise to the Hindu Indians



A-1

The great nulity and the holy emptiness bless you.

Or as Johnny Carson once said -

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!

Manimal (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:17 pm I believe the Indians of India invented the zero.

Now I will duck under the nearest big rock.

Duck? Why you just DRAINED every bit of humor from the joke!!



I'm, I'm crushed...

Dave,

Maybe I should duck under the nearest big

dick and drain the rocks of all their humor.

That reminds me:

Every time I see your picture,

I have the strangest sensations,

I don't know how to explain it.

What could it be? Help me find

the words.

Manimal

draining nuts is always a good thing. Like Martha used to say...

And as for my picture - it's a ginger boy with a big dick - Just what I want to be when I grow up.