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Please adopt or give birth to imaginary cats.

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:57 pm
by Manimal (imported)
Two i-cats available for immediate adoption.

Fitzdale & Gaboya

Real estate agent plans to join flight to Mars.

New secret MASHA requirement to divest all

personal possessions leaves F&G in the lurch.

Warning: These cats are healthy and imperfect.

Known Eccentricities:

Gaboya: likes to dance in pink fluffy strawberry cake.

Fitzdale: likes to eat menthol cigarettes.

Not being familiar with feline families, it will be left

to prospective owners to identify and offer further

description.

They are concealed in two file folder boxes in a pawn

shop in Sarasota. However, by pressing the Post Reply

button, you will receive a telepathic observation, after

which you may offer comment, opinion, or request

adoption.

Those who may wish to give birth to i-cats, and wish

to offer them for adoption, or simply give notice of

their birth, or share moments of their lives, please

take advantage of this forum.

Please leave any available information in this thread.

Re: Please adopt or give birth to imaginary cats.

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:33 pm
by Manimal (imported)
They say cats have nine lives,

and I suppose it is true.

But do they all happen at once?

9 Parallel Universes !

9 Parallel Times !

9 Parallel Cats !