FOR Andrew...
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:42 pm
A research group captured an odd porpoise--it had feet. After it had been photographed and measured, the poor thing was prepared for release.
Asked one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor amputated the feet so it would be like other porpoises?"
"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor. "That would be defeeting the porpoise."
n'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk...
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Asked one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor amputated the feet so it would be like other porpoises?"
"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor. "That would be defeeting the porpoise."
n'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk...
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