A blonde secretary was on her way to work, late as usual, so she stepped harder on the pedal. A few minutes later she was only minutes from work when a red light appeared in her rear view mirror. Reluctantly, she pulled over to the side of the road and awaited the cop.

The police officer, as it turned out was also a sexy blonde female. The blonde officer asked the secretary for her driver's license. The confused secretary said: "What does it look like?" The officer said: "It has your picture on it."

The secretary searched in vain and finally grabbed her compact mirror, opened it up and said: "This has my picture on it."

The blonde police officer looked at the compact and said: "If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."

Darn. I knew I should have named the title of this joke: Two Canadian Blondes

MacTheWolf

Look out, IE will be on you for that last remark.

RW

I used to work with a guy from Kentucky. He told about a deputy (male) that pulled a guy over for speeding. The deputy asked the guy where he was from. The guy answered, "Cincinatti." The deputy eyed him and asked, "Well, if you're from Cincinatti, what are you doing with Ohio plates on your car?"