My friend Rudolph and I went on a hunting trip. I was in my green camouflage outfit so to blend in with the forest but my friend was in his usual red coat and hat to go along with his red beard. We were out for three or four days when we both got our dear and headed back to the cabin. My wife was there and as usual wanted me to fix the roof over the porch, as she said it was going to rain. I said no it was not going to rain any time soon but my friend said we would get a good rainstorm. My wife looked at me and said Rudolph the red knows rain dear.

See? That wasn't so hard now, right?

:p