Dear Tide...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:35 pm
Dear P&G (makers of Tide):
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life and as my Mom always told me, it is the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better than I ever imagined!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My inconsiderate, uncaring spouse started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white shirt. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just would not come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my shirt were negative. Then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my spouse.
What a relief! Being a Eunuch and going through male-menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, got to go. I have to write a letter to those "Hefty Bag" people.....
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life and as my Mom always told me, it is the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better than I ever imagined!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My inconsiderate, uncaring spouse started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white shirt. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just would not come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my shirt were negative. Then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my spouse.
What a relief! Being a Eunuch and going through male-menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, got to go. I have to write a letter to those "Hefty Bag" people.....
