A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English,"

he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though,

such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is

no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

And if that is not amusing enough for you, we offer this:

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?

"Show me the honey!"