In a bar down near Baton Rouge, a man comes in, puts his

money on the bar, and gestures at the rack of bottles. The

barkeep pours him a shot of CC, picks up the soda snake,

and raises one eyebrow quizzically. The man mutters 'Coke',

and the bartender finishes making the drink, hands it to

the man, and takes the money. Idly, the barkeep asks the

man where he's from. "Saskatoon Saskatchewan" the man replies.

One of the locals at the other end of the bar asks the

barkeep, "Where did he say he's from?"

"I dunno" says the barkeep. "He don't speak English."

Yeah, but slide a Winnemucca on the other foot and what would happen. Good joke, though. I enjoyed it.