Famous Sexy Quotes

" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like: being spanked every day by an attractive middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for, later in life."

Elmo Phillips

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner