As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies,

"Nice trade, sir."

I wonder what he got for Ashcroft????

Rumor has it that Bob Kerry is a candidate for George Tenent's job.

Man, that could really get confusing if he gets it. As you may or may not know, Bob Kerry is a Democratic Senator from I believe it's Nebraska.

A-1

once again Robby comes through with the joke of the week.

RW

River,

I didn't want to say anything but the first time I heard this joke it was about Bill, Hillary and a Pit Bull.

A-1

See A1, a good joke never dies.

RW

River,

So true!

A-1